SATWA

Suit and Toupée Wearing Applicant

Applies to job-seekers whereby their photograph on CV seems to be somehow photoshopped/airbrushed.

Wow, I can't believe how many SATWA's I've had apply for this role over the weekend! Look at this applicant, there's no way that suit or hair-piece belongs to him!

by Satwa May 14, 2014

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Church of Satan

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016

Satan

Junior.

Junior is satan, nuff said

by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022

Satakshi

The person who loves selflessly, cares selflessly, and lives life to the fullest. Looks rude and savage outside but is a whole softie inside.
She is just amazing. Someone who is one in a billion. Will break your jaw or show you paradise. Just flawless. Cute AF.

I wish I could be like Satakshi.

by Shia Lin April 27, 2021

Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012