SATWA

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Suit and Toupée Wearing Applicant

Applies to job-seekers whereby their photograph on CV seems to be somehow photoshopped/airbrushed.

Wow, I can't believe how many SATWA's I've had apply for this role over the weekend! Look at this applicant, there's no way that suit or hair-piece belongs to him!

SATWA by Satwa May 14, 2014

Words you can keep

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

Related Words

satwat • SATWA • .satwanic • Satwanian • satwant • satwata • Safwan • salwa • Saltwater Taffy • safwaan

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Church of Satan

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

Church of Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016

Satan

Junior.

Junior is satan, nuff said

Satan by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022

Satakshi

The person who loves selflessly, cares selflessly, and lives life to the fullest. Looks rude and savage outside but is a whole softie inside.
She is just amazing. Someone who is one in a billion. Will break your jaw or show you paradise. Just flawless. Cute AF.

I wish I could be like Satakshi.

Satakshi by Shia Lin April 27, 2021

Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

Satan's Moneyshot by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026