SATAN-FINGERS 

Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.

Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.

Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...

Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!

*HAAS SAAASSSS*

Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!

*The world is destroyed*

SATAN-FINGERS by HaaSaas January 18, 2010

Satan's little cotton fingers 

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.

Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.

Satan's little cotton fingers by TinyTears April 9, 2009

Satan's Finger 

Sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times.

While talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, I unexpectedly received Satan's Finger

Satan's Finger by Bobbylicious1 April 16, 2012

satan's cotton little finger 

The religious way to say tampon.

If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.

satan's cotton little finger by Chocolate Chip Coder November 29, 2017