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S.l.o.g.

Acronym. Sudden Loss of Grip. The unconscious and sudden relaxation of muscle control in the hand leading to the release of an object.
Most often occurs when holding an alcoholic drink in a public area. S.l.o.g. is frequently followed by embarassment and the need for more alcohol.
by Mark Sundermeyer March 2, 2008
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G.S.A.L.O.

G.S.A.L.O.- Go suck a long one. Could use it to tell someone to shut up
Adrian: hey Greg, when u gonna come and fix my house

Greg: G.S.A.L.O.
ADRIAN: what?
by AAR0511 March 2, 2015
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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G.O.L.L.A.S.GO.P.

Giggling Out Loud Like A School Girl On Potatoes
Man, my sister was G.O.L.L.A.S.G.O.P. after she drank my jesus-juice.
by elliott daniels June 4, 2005
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C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア
User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
by D00RMAN November 5, 2025
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C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア
User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
by D00RMAN November 5, 2025
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G.L.O.T.S.

Wow it's the end of the year already, ok well see ya later! glots
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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