S.Pants

An extremely good looking individual who posses all the top qualities women desire. Including but not limited to; charm, persistence, eyes for one woman, keeps promises, listens, great at cuddling.

Jenny: Hey who is that?

Sarah: That's S.Pants!

Jenny: OMG I want one so bad

Sarah: We all do!

S.Pants by Mr Right Meow October 4, 2010

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Merlin's pants

An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".

"Merlin's pants! This has to be the stupidest president ever."

Merlin's pants by DragonflyHeather August 8, 2007

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make happy in one's pants

1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated.

2. Goes the same for any type of substance which has been released into the underpants.

Mommy...I made happy in my pants again...
What have i told you about playing on the tyre swing?

1. Wow! A Butterfly!
It's enough to make happy in one's pants

2. You make one happy in one's pants!

make happy in one's pants by Pie Brother TB January 20, 2008

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Xavier's Pants

A magical pair of green pants that will cure world hunger and solve world peace, if only they were shared with the world.

Just think of Xavier's Pants, and you can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

You've got gadgets and gizmo's a-plenty. You've got whosits and whatsits galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20! But who cares, no big deal, I want Xavier's Pants!

The meaning of life = Xavier's Pants.

The end.

If only genocide would stop!
It would if we had Xavier's Pants

Xavier's Pants by MillieLikesStuff December 9, 2009