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Suck Off My Face
French Kissing...
Were you thinking about S.O.M.F?
S.O.M.F by A Shah July 29, 2007
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S.O.M.F. 

abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.
Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.
S.O.M.F. by Anonymous314 May 4, 2008

S.O.M.F. 

Shit on my face. The new F.M.L.
Boy: Oh god I have a huge project thats do tomorrow, I haven't even started.
Girl: That suck brahh
Boy: Yeah, S.O.M.F.
S.O.M.F. by Ohnoezitbetheo February 21, 2010

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".
Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.
s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h 

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart
He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.
When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

d.t.s.o.m.f. 

down to sit on my face
me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?
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