S. T. D.

A cool street tagger who also pimps.

Whoa. Check that STD; his gear is stupid phat.

by Afro Man October 31, 2003

S. T. D.

An acronym for "Seize the Dave!" It can be used as a shortened name for the infamous website, or to secretly announce you will be abducting a nearby person named Dave.

There he is, STD before he gets away!

by Rocket Johnny (IGTF member) December 20, 2002

S. T. D.

suck that dick

i told her to s.t.d me

by h-town pimp July 16, 2003

L O S T D

Lots of Sexually Transmitted Diseases

I can not find my L O S T D girlfreind!

by Baptiste Bidonde July 07, 2006

s=d/t

The formula for finding speed. Speed (m/sec) = distance (m) / time (sec)

S=d/t is a way to find the speed of an object.

by PotterHead⚡️ November 29, 2017

A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019

S m d t i c i y m

Suck my dick till I cum in your mouth

Girl: You look cute
Guy: S m d t i c i y m

by Kevin Alizerbtliz April 21, 2024