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(Pronounced :See-Im) Used commonly in the village of Strathfoyle in Londonderry, Northern Ireland, as a form of salutation.
McGinns - What's happening Seim?
Seymore - Ahh Not much Seim, just got my benfits today.
Seim by RyanChampionoftheWorld September 22, 2008
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Is a kind of guy that that cares for people he is very nice and kind, loves to give advice he doesn't care about what people and is very fun to hang around and talk to...
Seim is the best......
Seim by .=/?/=='"" January 4, 2020

seimen demon 

your nice penis when you have an orgasm your seimen demon explodes
coach is going to invert my seimen demon
seimen demon by landin porson March 7, 2019

Seimming 

The process of attaching two pieces of cloth together with ejaculation fluid.
Me: *making a jacket for my jacket potato*
Roommate: dude wtf, get some pants on, I was gonna eat that potato!
Me: too late now, I'm seimming a jacket for him.
Seimming by Juicy D. Devon March 31, 2020

Seimen Magnet 

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.
"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."
Seimen Magnet by Geektacular February 10, 2015
Dudes named simple are truly epic.
"Whoa, did you see what séimí did yesterday? Epic."
Séimí by The nibba April 7, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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