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Is a kind of guy that that cares for people he is very nice and kind, loves to give advice he doesn't care about what people and is very fun to hang around and talk to...
Seim is the best......
Seim by .=/?/=='"" January 4, 2020
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Seim is a guy who will never spend money never! And never lose on argument he win or you will get murderd
Look at seim he never lost an argument
Seim by Decode se May 25, 2022

seimen demon 

your nice penis when you have an orgasm your seimen demon explodes
coach is going to invert my seimen demon
seimen demon by landin porson March 7, 2019

Seimming 

The process of attaching two pieces of cloth together with ejaculation fluid.
Me: *making a jacket for my jacket potato*
Roommate: dude wtf, get some pants on, I was gonna eat that potato!
Me: too late now, I'm seimming a jacket for him.
Seimming by Juicy D. Devon March 31, 2020

Seimen Magnet 

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.
"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."
Seimen Magnet by Geektacular February 10, 2015
Microsoft Flight Simultor

Mandeeps Moms dildo, Also simulates her pleasures
S-eim by M.C.D November 18, 2003
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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