S Disorder 

S Disorder is a harmful and contagious disease that affects the way people write the letter S. S Disorder originated from the moments after the Black Plaque was resulted

That nigga has s disorder

S Disorder by Zzeerroo November 4, 2022

Al Sharpton's Disorder 

A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.

The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:

Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote

Al Sharpton's Disorder by Crazy8888s August 28, 2011

Sheraton's Disorder

Eating disorder which involves purging during or after a meal for the sole purpose to eat more. Note: There is no body dysmorphia associated with this disorder.

Paul was just going nuts on the burger buffet, spewed chunks in the corner and went back for round three; I think he might have Sheraton's Disorder.

Sheraton's Disorder by spewing_guts May 16, 2016

Aftehnsmuchen's Disorder 

Aftehnsmuchen is a psychiatric disorder that can occur in people who have eaten rotten cat brain cells.

Will was sent to psychotherapy after being diagnosed with Aftehnsmuchen's Disorder.

Aftehnsmuchen's Disorder by tgayg February 26, 2019

Assburger's Disorder 

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .

She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "

Assburger's Disorder by Butt Man April 6, 2015

Hathaway's Disorder 

A rare condition whereby a repugnant woman causes men to get sick all over their own balls and scoop their eyes out with a spoon.

Hathaway's Disorder (HD) cost me my livelihood. I could no longer see where I was going and, as my pizza was still undigested, it looked like a had a bizzare fetish.

Hathaway's Disorder by bohsmug January 20, 2011

Vincent’s Disorder 

An uncommon mental health disorder. Symptoms include:

Spelling problems, total retardation, being a dick, and not being funny at all.

Doctor: I’m sorry but your son has Vincent’s Disorder.

Mom: I think it’ll benefit everyone if we put him down.

Vincent’s Disorder by James Patrick Benson November 25, 2019