S'blessy

A beautiful girl that has too high confident too do anything. Girls like this is not wanted in a friend group. They make situations that makes other people uncomfortable and stressed. They brag too much. They love their friend group and are proud og her friends, however she is the black sheep.

Him: "who is that"
Her: " uurrg that's the S'blessy one in my friend group"

by Ihatemangos July 23, 2022

God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.

“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”

by Tube Feed October 24, 2022

King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.

"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."

by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009

Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.

I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.

by Safemilk March 14, 2018

Black Man's Blessing

The philosophy that a single person is granted permission to use casually use a derogatory phrase if one person who is in the group that the phrase is aimed towards does not find offense in it being used. Name is derived from the idea of this concept pertaining to the slur "n*gga," but can also be applicable to many other slurs, such as "f*g" or "tr*nny."

Chris: "Hey, look at that dumb n-gga smoking weed in broad daylight!"
Joe: "You might want to keep it down, dude, that black guy could beat the absolute shit out of you if he heard you."
Chris: "Nah, it's okay, I have a black friend who calls me his n-gga all the time."
Joe: "You want to test out your Black Man's Blessing at this guy, then fine, go ahead."

by RoxanneLalonde June 8, 2013

Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.

Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.

by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011