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Toby's sex life 

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It doesn't exist.
Stop using the Toby's sex life card in CAH.

Shrek’s Sex Slave 

The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.
After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.

brett and roma’s sex 

Amazing, unbelievably earth shatteringly great.
Best combo that exists.

Hot, steamy and incredible.
Brett and Roma’s sex life is something to marvel.

Schrodinger's Sex Addict 

A person who is in a superposition of being a top or a bottom until observed, wherein they collapse into one state.
Bro have you talked to Ryan recently? He's quite a Schrodinger's Sex Addict

Brendon’s Sex Law 

It is illegal to not have sex with brendon if he ask
You have to fuck him have you never heard of brendon’s sex law!

Wesley's Sex Life 

It doesn't exist
Wesley's Sex Life is nonexistent.
Wesley's Sex Life by FaZe_Burnana December 31, 2021