The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.

After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.

Shrek’s Sex Slave by Tyler Peniston April 27, 2020

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brett and roma’s sex

Amazing, unbelievably earth shatteringly great.
Best combo that exists.

Hot, steamy and incredible.

Brett and Roma’s sex life is something to marvel.

brett and roma’s sex by The World’s Dictionary January 29, 2018

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Schrodinger's Sex Addict

A person who is in a superposition of being a top or a bottom until observed, wherein they collapse into one state.

Bro have you talked to Ryan recently? He's quite a Schrodinger's Sex Addict

Schrodinger's Sex Addict by KrapyKangaroo September 28, 2019

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Brendon’s Sex Law

It is illegal to not have sex with brendon if he ask

You have to fuck him have you never heard of brendon’s sex law!

Brendon’s Sex Law by imsoflippincrazy March 11, 2020

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Wesley's Sex Life

It doesn't exist

Wesley's Sex Life is nonexistent.

Wesley's Sex Life by FaZe_Burnana December 31, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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