RUTS

Run up the score. Used as a verb, it is the use of argument either so convincing, or so aggressive, that it leaves the opponent humiliated and subject to scorn and derision. As an acronym or sorts, it should be capitalized.

Delvin RUTSed me over my inability to pick a good type of tire for my delivery van.

by SOTP January 12, 2009

Ruts

The top of your hair

My ruts are growing out.

by Citygirlblonde November 25, 2010

RUTS

Acronym for “Resist Urge To Scratch” When your asshole itches like crazy about an hour after you shit because you didn’t wipe good enough. If you successfully make it back to the restroom and finish wiping, your underwear and finger will thank you later.

I failed at RUTS and now my pants are brown. Fuck, I gotta go home and change.

by Combat Carl98 November 19, 2018

Ruts

Acronym of 'right up the shitter.' Used to bestow great praise on owners of tidy rear ends, particularly said of twinks.

*attractive man walks by*
Viewer: 'RUTS!!'

by SamLuke89 June 13, 2019

Wagon ruts

A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.

1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."

2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."

3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."

by cmoney55 September 19, 2011

night in the ruts

night in the ruts is a phrase made famous by the band Aerosmith. It is used as a joke. "Night in the ruts" is changed to "Right in the nuts"

A: hey check out my pm on msn...Do you notice anything funny?
B: wat is Night in the ruts?
A: switch the n in night with the r in ruts..
(sees Right in the nuts)
B:LOL...jks!!!
A: HAHA...

by doo_dey_21 August 5, 2008

'rutsy-roo

An exaggerated pronunciation of "(all) right(s)y-roo".

Hey, Andrea, our team won! 'Rutsy-roo!!!!!

by pentozali July 6, 2009