Russian Muffin

I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.
by Concord Academy January 22, 2009
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russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.
"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"
by max May 17, 2005
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