I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.
by Concord Academy October 12, 2008
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An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.
"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"
by max May 16, 2005
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