Rushdied

When an artist or author insults a minority purposefully in order to draw attention to his work. Must result in a death threat.

Refers to the author Salman Rushdie whose book The Satanic Verses caused a fatwah to be ordered on him by Muslim clerics. This garnered him huge attention and infamy, thereby unintentionally upping his celebrity and attention to the book.

South African artist Brett Murray totally rushdied his latest exhibition by painting a penis on a picture of South African president Jacob Zuma.

by DanniDiana November 5, 2012

Salman Rushdie

Indian-born Author of the Satanic Verses. Currently on the run from a fatwah, or death decree, issued in 1989 by the Ayatollah Khomeini, after alegations that the book blasphemes against Islam. His cause is championed by the likes of Bono from U2.

Salman Rushdie gave an interview with Rolling Stone a couple of years ago. I don't know what happened to him since. I think we would've heard if the goons had caught up with him.

by the Pope July 22, 2004

salmonella rushdie

A serious bacteria-ailment that can land you on the Muslims' "top ten most wanted" hit-list.

The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.

by QuacksO January 25, 2019

salman rushdie

Geordie rhyming slang for cushty. Usually used with a swearword for emphasis.

Geordie 1: wahay, I just found a tenner, let's go buy some meths.
Peter Andre: Salman fucking Rushdie!

Salman Rushdie! Bardy belter!

by stu-rob-billy-bob November 8, 2008

Salamander Rushdie

A sneaky "reptile" author whom some Muslims once considered Public Enemy #1.

Salamander Rushdie is a prime example of the "lizard people" whom some conspiracy theorists believe are running this world from behind the scenes.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Salmon Rushdie

Da infamous India-born author whose literary works were of such "fishy" content dat it "spawned" a firestorm of controversy --- many of his fellow Muslims weren't overly thrilled with his less-than-pious viewpoints.

Salmon Rushdie surely got himself into a major "kettle of fish" when he penned his infamous "Satanic Verses" book --- thanks to a lot of irate supporters of Islam, he felt like he was "up to his gills" in trouble.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023