Runking

Having sexual intercourse with a bearded man in the woods... flannel optional but preferred.

Hooking up with a lumber-jack on his lunch break: "man, you lumber-jacks are really good at runking". Runking with a mountain man is like having sex with a pine tree: you come out all scratched up from the fur. Al Borland + Runking = flannel babies.

by ktk85 September 25, 2010

Runking

A combination of running and hiking.

I want to go Runking on the Hiland trail. That was an epic runk last night! She is an Alaska runker.

by Ak Runking Girl August 7, 2015

Runking

Runking is an extreme sport which combines running and skiing. Runking is done on a snow covered slope.

Runking: Run, jump, (like skiing, but running) shred a downhill snow-covered slope.

We runked fresh pow today.

by Runking fan January 17, 2013

Runke

The Norwegian word for jerk off.
Runke is also the norwegian word for wank, but unlike wank you can not say: din runker (you wanker). runke is only a verb and cannot describe a person.

runke - runker - runket
jerk off - jerking off - jerked off

in stead of runke, you can also say: onanere, masturbere, nappe løken, lade hagla, gyte laksen, kvele kobraen, polere stanga, and so on.

Onani, onana
onanering gjør meg gla'
jeg trenger ingen venner
når jeg har mine hender

Jeg runker! - I'm jerking off!

by KussenX March 31, 2009

Runk

A runk is a hybrid of a raccoon and a skunk.

I saw a runk in the forest while going on a hike

by Runkilishes March 28, 2019

runk

Taken from swedish, meaning 'to masterbate' or more generally to waste time.

"Stop runking and get over here!"

by P. Hosler September 26, 2005

Runks

Runny shit that is chunky.

Jon: I can't eat my sandwich anymore I think I got the runks.

by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009