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Runfie
A photograph that you take of yourself before, during, or after a run to share your runner’s high, your latest running fashion statement, or to show off some form of badassery.
Runfie by ObsessiveRunner September 16, 2014
Runcied
To owe someone a large sum of money and agree to only pay them over an ridiculous amount of time. Derived from Broward School's superintendent Robert Runcie who owes high school teachers 40 million dollars and wants to pay them over a 20 year period.
Dave is pissed because Darren runcied his ass. He lost a $100 bet and is giving him 10 cents a week until he pays it off.
Runcied by Jim Notter September 4, 2013
ruskie
(n.) One of Russian nationality, extended sometimes to include former soviet union states such as the Ukraine
Contrary to what some people think, the word 'ruskie' or 'rusky' was not coined during the cold war, but the crimean war in which the Ottomans fought Russia, later joined by France and the United Kingdom.
Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke
Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke
ruskie by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004
Runke
The Norwegian word for jerk off.
Runke is also the norwegian word for wank, but unlike wank you can not say: din runker (you wanker). runke is only a verb and cannot describe a person.
runke - runker - runket
jerk off - jerking off - jerked off
in stead of runke, you can also say: onanere, masturbere, nappe løken, lade hagla, gyte laksen, kvele kobraen, polere stanga, and so on.
Onani, onana
onanering gjør meg gla'
jeg trenger ingen venner
når jeg har mine hender
Runke is also the norwegian word for wank, but unlike wank you can not say: din runker (you wanker). runke is only a verb and cannot describe a person.
runke - runker - runket
jerk off - jerking off - jerked off
in stead of runke, you can also say: onanere, masturbere, nappe løken, lade hagla, gyte laksen, kvele kobraen, polere stanga, and so on.
Onani, onana
onanering gjør meg gla'
jeg trenger ingen venner
når jeg har mine hender
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