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Run Escape 

To simply run and escape from reality and play Runescape.
"Quit Run Escaping from your chores, before I turn the Internet off."
"If you have to Run Escape your problems all the time, you aren't going to get your life together."
"I'm Run Escaping from the Outside, it's scary out there."
Run Escape by Leunah Skye December 21, 2016

run escape 

A way of saying "Runescape" without people realising that you are talking about it
Nerd: yea i stayed up all last night on run escape

normal person: wtf is run escape? some new crappy game like that Runescape?
run escape by Martin Bell January 7, 2008

runescape coma

When a person can't focus in work/school because they were up all night playing Runescape.
Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?

Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.
runescape coma by imspazz12 February 21, 2010

runescape 

An online adventure game that turns normal aspiring human beings into brainwashed robots.

I myself know from experience; i played this game for over 4 years starting in 2002. Let me tell you, in my 19 years of life, those 4 years were the darkest, most desolate years ever. I quit soccer two years ago to make more time to play. I ditched guitar. At this time two years ago, (1:37AM), my "rune night" would have begun and continued well into the afternoon of the next day.

The feeling while playing this game is ironically satisfactory. While playing, you think of nothing but the game. Personal and worldy affairs don't mean a thing. In fact, the most important thing on your mind is when and how you're going to get that next combat level. A news report about a bridge collapsing in Minnesota and plunging 50 cars hundereds of feet into the Mississippi river won't phase you. If you're away from runescape, i.e. in school, you find yourself thinking and fantasizing about the game, as if you're going to have sex with an incredibly gorgeous woman when you get home. Oddly enough, after playing, you feel a a feeling of resentment, from yourself and the declining number of people you know, regardless if those people you know play Runescape or not.

The addictive quailities in this game are stifling, as simple movements of the finger are ONLY required to play this game. Yet the game is a drug. The fact that goals in runescape are extremely infatuating to achieve and are much more convinient to achieve than real life goals are what make this game addicting.

Luckily, the players are in Runescape are starting to decline in terms of maturity and decency, which is helping to draw some players away. But this is not enough. If you want to quit playing, it has to hit you. I sat on my rooftop on a cold Decemeber night at 3AM after playing for hours and reflected on what Runescape does for me. The answer is it doesn't mean a god damn thing, even though those skill goals are drawing you back to the game. The thought of wasting hours to fuel a ridiculous addiction plagued me, and finally i said fuck it. I wanted to go back inside and play the game so badly, and I did. This time i took EVERY item and owned and dropped it. Made a bogus and lengthy password and recovery questions by typing in the answers while closing my eyes and my addiction was cured.

That was four months ago. I have not been back, and never will be back. My account is locked by my own doing and will forever be lost. This game came close to ruining my life, had i not taken action. Bottom line: if you are addicted and know you have to quit, do it now while the thought is fresh and before you are thrusted back into the lies of Runescape. Act now, destroy your account, and you will be cured.
Studies show that runescape has increased suicide rates by 20% since the release of RS2
runescape by pajaime December 31, 2007

Runescape slut

A person who will just go on Runescape to talk dirty and swap MSN addresses with 30-year old fat computer nerd.
Runescape slut: Press 101 for dirty chat!!!
Fat Computer Nerd 1: 101
Fat Computer Nerd 2: 101
Desperate Fat Computer Nerd: 101!!! Please Baby!! Ur so hot!! 101 101 101!!!!!!
Runescape slut by Rennichoos October 16, 2008

Runescape Mafia 

An world-wide organization on the MMORPG Runescape members are joined by doing acts such as owning a merch clan,scamming,botting,hacking/keylogging accounts and selling them.
Guy 1:Dude Runescape Mafia hacked my shit and when i logged on i had 145k wild pies that were crashing

Guy 2:good fight

Guy 1:fuck you
Runescape Mafia by OIKMAIKO October 20, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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