Ruffle Mayo

Roflmao's big brother. Except no one says that anymore. The ultimate LOL.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.

Timothy :: ROFL.
Susan :: It's Ruffle Mayo, shetbag.
Timoty :: SMH.

by LOLuhm April 18, 2010

roffle mayo

originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".

Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!

by touchy g October 3, 2003

roffle mayo

A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.

Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)

by in_the_depths July 19, 2007

roffle mayo

Means anything you want it to be. So you can say it and no one would know what you really mean.

Boy says to girl:Shut up you roffle mayo! (in this sentence roffle mayo would have meant bitch)

by aly loves mike 4 March 13, 2009

Lord Mayor's Ruffle

To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.

I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16

by Devvo wannabe April 10, 2015

rofflemayo

roffle mayo simply means "roflmao" but pronounced as roffle mayo. it means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

"Roffle Mayo !! i cum in her eye !!!"

by Stolichnaya August 26, 2003

rofflemayo

rollin on the floor laughin my arse off

dude rofflemayo, u got pooned

by Luc-ass June 16, 2005