Ruffle Mayo

Roflmao's big brother. Except no one says that anymore. The ultimate LOL.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.

Timothy :: ROFL.
Susan :: It's Ruffle Mayo, shetbag.
Timoty :: SMH.

Ruffle Mayo by LOLuhm April 18, 2010

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roffle mayo

originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".

Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!

roffle mayo by touchy g October 3, 2003

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A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.

Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)

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Means anything you want it to be. So you can say it and no one would know what you really mean.

Boy says to girl:Shut up you roffle mayo! (in this sentence roffle mayo would have meant bitch)

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To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.

I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16

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roffle mayo simply means "roflmao" but pronounced as roffle mayo. it means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

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dude rofflemayo, u got pooned

rofflemayo by Luc-ass June 16, 2005

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