Rubberchicken

Weed, AKA "God's gift to the world"

John got some rubberchicken so we are all set.

by BazookaKilla June 20, 2011

rubber chicken circuit

The round of fund-raising dinners attended by politicians. Refers to the standard unappetizing, rubbery chicken served at such dinners.

Bush worked the rubber chicken circuit during last years election

by addasdasfgaf November 9, 2006

ultimate rubber chicken hair

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like ultimate frisbee or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of ultimate rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true ultimate rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that ultimate rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)

After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of ultimate rubber chicken hair.

by asdkfjal;sdkfjkl April 23, 2009

rubber chicken farts

Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.

His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

Egglaying Rubber Chicken

a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk

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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light

dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome

by JackHornThorpe May 1, 2008

rubber chicken

-what a penis can look like when it is "shaven"
-another name for a penis

jojo: "did i tell you what michael said to me while we were hooking up?!"
demi: "no! what did he say!?!"
jojo: "he told her he felt bad because it looked like a rubber chicken..."

by HB LOVER March 24, 2011

Rubber Chicken

Any number of chicken-based dishes, usually drowned in sauce, and commonly served at a buffet or high-volume serving (such as a wedding or conference) where the chicken is overcooked, dry, and . . . rubbery.

The keynote speaker at the business conference was inspirational, but the rubber chicken lunch made me gag.

by Hey Now 415 March 10, 2005