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Royal mess 

To make a huge mess of things or, to be a big mess.
"Holy shit! Ariana was a royal mess last night. She had two drinks and the was a sloppy drunk, believe me."
Royal mess by midnightrise June 4, 2015

Royal Mexican Shotgun

Noun- The act of draining a Corona beer in someone's ass, and then sucking it out as hard as you can. When the person getting thier ass sucked is ready, they will push (as if taking a shit) and "shotgun" the rest of the beer into the drinker's mouth.
Originally by: DLWJR
During the exciting study group, Martha pulled out a thirty-six of corona, and we decided to take Royal Mexican Shotguns from her ass. During my turn she pushed to early and my chest and mouth were covered in beer and ass juice.
Royal Mexican Shotgun by DLWJR February 17, 2009

Royal melon 

Oh my God clones fight royal melon would be a clone and pair is not a clone. Oh my god oh my god oh my God basically to YouTube shorts are you ARG are you got clothing for
I got cloned by Royal melon
Royal melon by Micah crazy October 8, 2023

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men 

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men 

One who dosen't know that the other person
was being sarcastic about something that someone else said sarcastically.
this isn't some sorta message board where you can insult people, this is a dictionary.

Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex 

why the hell would you search this name up???

anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben

why do we even need to have a clock this tall
guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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