Royal I 

The use of the word "I" in place of the word "One" when referring to any particular person or even oneself when separated from the context of their own identity.

Alice: If I steal a loaf of bread, would the store press charges?

Bob: You really shouldn't be considering something like that. Stealing is wrong.

Alice: I'm not literally considering loaf thievery. You're missing the point, it's hypothetical.

Bob: Oh, I get it. Like a Royal I.

Royal I by supercalagofuckyourself August 1, 2018

What I Say is Royal Ocean 

Having the ultimate say to end any argument or over commings.

Girl-" I Love you."
Guy- "I love you more."
Girl- "I love you mostest and What I Say is Royal Ocean."

What I Say is Royal Ocean by kizzle911 April 7, 2013

royal idiot 

n someone who is so stupid that they defy your expectations of stupidity;
someone who digs himself into a hole until he's left making pitiful excuses
that make no sense; someone who can't remember what the truth is so he twists it
around and makes it worse than it really should be.

"that guy is a royal idiot."

royal idiot by wiggensnorf December 23, 2008

Royal Icing 

An incredibly strong baking icing made with confectioners sugar and this off the wall stuff called meringue powder. You will see it on Gingerbread houses and all kinds of decorating of baked goods..but its also the cute kind of smooth crust on your guys mouth in the morning from when he has given you post coital orgasms which can only be called splendid and the crust stuff which was his hunka burnin hot semen is what I call Royal Icing..

" You know how romantic i get around Christmas?? well Jake and i were up making dozens of gingerbread men.. and of course that led to very good sex..well of course in the morning I found his mouth had an abundant amount of his Royal Icing on it....which was way sweeter then the cookies.Thank God he's not squeemish about going down on me even after fucking me into the new year..

Royal Icing by DaynaS February 18, 2008

Royal Iris Gold 

Thee One and Only Gorgeous Gorgeous cosmic galactic Venusian Ethereal Goddess she is a shining star in any room She can light up every room she walks she strikes as supernal stunning, God tier Gorgeous, striking Superior super star She is the ultimate biggest super star in this whole universe

Person : Look at how incredibly Mesmeric she is

Royal Iris Gold just existing exuding an expensive aura

Royal Iris Gold by Mercury expert January 11, 2023

Royal Icing 

A very good insult.

"Wow, you really gave him the royal icing!"

Royal Icing by Chepapa June 20, 2024

The Royal Itch 

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.

Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.

The Royal Itch by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023