Royal Blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.

Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.

by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.

Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.

by SpiLLsHirE November 18, 2020