MUNTMEISTER3000's definitions

royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

Flasking

Flasking is when you fill a drink with a concoction created by receiving oral sex and making your girl spit it back into a flask. After loading it with jizz, you push it into her pussy till she squirts into it. Then mix it well and drink it up!

"Yo bro wanna buy a drink?" "Nah, me and my girl went flasking yesterday, i have enough to drink"

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025