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Rouxwatting 

The act of making yourself unable to move due to large amounts of smegma under your foreskin weighing you down
Can you come over?

No, I'm Rouxwatting
Rouxwatting by KaffeMannen November 26, 2024
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rouxswatting 

the act of gooning in which you douse your cock and balls with roux and swat at them
“Dude, what happened to all our butter and flour?” Sorry man I used it all to make roux; I was rouxswatting all night long.”
rouxswatting by Goon Definer November 23, 2024
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rouxswatting 

You goon to harden your dick falls off and reaches the 2nd layer of gooning heaven
I had the craziest rouxswatting session yesterday. Im going to have to grow my penis again
rouxswatting by Omg jake is so cool November 24, 2024

rouxswatting 

Gooning so hard and passionately that your consciousness momentarily ascends to an entirely different plane of existence.
Yo, bro where were you the past few days?”

“Rouxswatting, bro. Rouxswatting.”
rouxswatting by randomxero November 24, 2024

rouxswatting 

Intense gooning with arm of choice while reaching under your buttocks with free arm clenching the testis and other spanking your cock
“Where were you for the past 3 days”
“Sorry man I had a long ROUXSWATTING session
rouxswatting by Steve caukisin November 24, 2024

Rouxswatting 

When a girl shits on that thang after a cream pie, and gets your dog to lick it off then mans todger
Babe, now that we got a dog we can finally start Rouxswatting
Rouxswatting by Rouxswatting November 24, 2024

rouxswatting 

The act of gooning so hard you cum on yourself and your cat
Yo i just rouxswatted inside
I love rouxswatting
rouxswatting by CatDiddler November 25, 2024
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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