Rouxwatting

The act of making yourself unable to move due to large amounts of smegma under your foreskin weighing you down

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rouxswatting

the act of gooning in which you douse your cock and balls with roux and swat at them

“Dude, what happened to all our butter and flour?” Sorry man I used it all to make roux; I was rouxswatting all night long.”

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You goon to harden your dick falls off and reaches the 2nd layer of gooning heaven

I had the craziest rouxswatting session yesterday. Im going to have to grow my penis again

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Gooning so hard and passionately that your consciousness momentarily ascends to an entirely different plane of existence.

“Yo, bro where were you the past few days?”

“Rouxswatting, bro. Rouxswatting.”

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Intense gooning with arm of choice while reaching under your buttocks with free arm clenching the testis and other spanking your cock

“Where were you for the past 3 days”
“Sorry man I had a long ROUXSWATTING session”

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When a girl shits on that thang after a cream pie, and gets your dog to lick it off then mans todger

Babe, now that we got a dog we can finally start Rouxswatting

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The act of gooning so hard you cum on yourself and your cat

Yo i just rouxswatted inside
I love rouxswatting

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