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Round up 

A term used at the stage of the night where you are desperate for action but to do so will have to lower your standards. (This term is specifically used when rating girls on a numbered scale). Instead of rounding up to the next whole integer, whack on 2 points for every girl...suddenly your prospects are much better.
Tom: Mate its 12:30 and ive got nothing tonight ...you thinking what im thinking?
Zac: 'Round up' time!
Tom: yeees boi!
Round up by Jakemax September 22, 2007
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Round Up 

Round Up is the weekend after Spring Break consisting of continuous parties by the frats of the University of Texas at Austin. All the sorority girls wear a clusterfuck of matching neon, all the other girls who never party go out just for the hell of it (or for their favorite rappers circa middle school), all the frat boys are drunk for 72 hours straight, and all the other guys are either a) so desperate to party that they pay for an overprices wristband or b) they sit inside their room watching Step Brothers.
In between the week of Spring Break and Round Up, zero fucks will be given for school.
Round Up by ngeo March 25, 2013

round up ready 

Round up in used to kill plants. Plants that are Round up ready won't be killed by the chemical.

Also can be said if you crop dust someone, "fart as you walk past them ".
I hope your round up ready, because I just crop dusted you!
round up ready by Mookie B. July 21, 2017

Round up to two weeks 

Age old saying that most people know of
it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks

Round-up crowdfunding

Round-up crowdfunding is when people round up their everyday transactions to the nearest dollar and use the extra change to collectively fund something.
“I didn’t even notice I was contributing, but my spare change from round-up crowdfunding helped fund the project.”

ranga round up 

When you put a large number of rangas into an enclosed location and violently force them to eat dog shit.
"All of you, get into these fucking football goals, and you, fucking ranga, eat this dog shit" this is known as a ranga round up

Roccos Round-Up 

When you visit (and typically have a drink) at all 5 Roccos Taverns in Los Angeles CA in one night
Yo bro, I'm down for a crazy weekend, let's crush a Roccos Round-Up this Saturday
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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