A Term used in World of Warcraft by players with slow computers. This happens when your character is riding on a zepplin or boat, and by the time your computer has finished loading, the zepplin/boat has already left to return to where it started due to massive lag.
Player 1: Where are u i thought u said u were on the zepp???
P 2: I was but then i pulled a 'round trip, im back in Orgrimmar now.
1."after earl saw the pictures of his woman in a compromising position around trip meal ticket ensued"2.look there's another round trip meal ticket 3.who did this round trip meal ticket and didn't clean it up?4.1st there were the drinks, then the wine, then the lasagna,then came the round trip meal ticket
To smack a foe or loved one in the face with a strong open handed downward motion then quickly and without pause reverse the momentum of saidsmack into an equal or greater strength upward motion back hand to the opposite side of the face.
When I found the asshole that took my last beer I gave that motherfucker a roundtripper.
v. To take a trading/brokerage account from nothing to a high amount of money before subsequently losing all of saidmoney again.
Alex: Bro, Iran almost bombed Israel and giant institutional firms just unwound their carry trades on the Japanese yen. My account just went from $2K to $20K!!!
Fletch: Nice man! You going to cash it out??
Alex: Nah, the market's about to crash. I'm goin' for a mil.
(Market recovers, all short positions get fucked, Iran doesn't do jack shit, and account get's blown)
**Next Week**
Fletch: Sup dude? How you floatin'?
Alex: I'm not. Account just Round Tripped. Back to zero.
an alternate term for "calling shotgun." The person who calls "shotgun roundtrip," gets to ride in shotgun(aka the passenger seat) to and from the particular destination.
A group of friends are walking to the car to get ice cream..
Jamie: Shotgun Roundtrip!
Ang: Aw man, I wanted to ride shotgun on the way home!
Jamie: too late!
(Now Jamie gets to ride in the shotgun(aka the passenger seat) to and from the ice cream shop.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.