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ross o carroll kelly 

legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!
ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.

omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.

thatll teach her to be a desperate cow

yeah i can get her anytine
ross o carroll kelly by joe December 9, 2004
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Ross O'Carroll Kelly 

character in Paul Howard's Sunday Tribune column.

Satire on Dublin's southsider population.

Anagram of ROCK, Ross having frequented the fictional Castlerock school, presumably based on Blackrock school.

Can also be used as adjective, usually by southsiders themselves
"Ross O'Carroll Kelly is so focking hilarious"

"OMG, did you see Oscar, the was acting so focking Ross O'Carroll Kelly, it was loike, unfockingreal."
Ross O'Carroll Kelly by Tits McGinty September 23, 2006
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026