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Roses are red 

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your mom is fat
And so are you
It’s your mom with roses are red
Roses are red by JK_jacobi December 21, 2021

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house 

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

Roses are red, Violets are blue 

The deepest poems you will find in the galaxy, fuck, maybe even in the whole omniverse. Even the aliens couldn't come up with this shit man.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Sometimes I like to put on my wife's dresses, and cry in the corner of my room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. 

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.
Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool 

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD
Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still

Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack

Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack
Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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