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Rosengoat 

1. When a girl leads you on sexually, by teasing, then doesn't actually sleep with you

2. When someone else leads you into a bad situation that only turns out bad for you in the end, and usually good for them
1. Bill "lisa kissed all over me, then when I went to fuck she said it was too soon and left!" Ted "dude, you got rosengoated!"

2. Bill "Man, I told my boy greg about britney being something on the side when my real interest was lisa, then he went and told lisa all about britney, trying to make himself look good" Ted "once again man, greg totally rosengoated you!"
Rosengoat by Tefflon February 27, 2011
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A small wealthy village in southern Manitoba, Canada, which floods pretty much every year. It is also a Mennonite farming commmunity.
Hey guys lets go hang out at the river in Rosenort and watch the water rise, and maybe jump off the bridge.
Rosenort by gwenofeve June 15, 2011

Rosenrot 

The name of both Rammstein's new album, as well as the single from it.

The song describes a man doing anything and going as far as he can for his love.

The video for Rosenrot follows the lyrics closely, and depicts the band dressed as clergy members arriving in a Romanian village in the mountains. Till Lindemann becomes romantically involved with a young girl there, and she commands him to kill several villagers. Eventually, she betrays him and a mob burns him at the stake.
Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben,
wenn man klares Wasser will,
Rosenrot, oh Rosenrot
Tiefe Wasser sind nicht still
Rosenrot by Daniel Schlachtmann July 29, 2008

Rosensoft 

Any Canadian hockey parent who carries their kids equipment after the age of 8.

A rare condition In the old days but the new generation is quite soft..... like church music.
Dude did u see that ROSENSOFT carrying his kids gear to the car last night after the game?

Sure did.... fucking ROSENSOFT is right...... aka fucking embarrassing. Probably bought the kid some cotton candy ice cream too.
Rosensoft by The squash PUMA October 19, 2016

rosenblatt

Loud, percussive flatulence, often resulting in stained under garments: a shart accompanied by a loud report.
The man had a rosenblatt that was heard by those present, ending with a visible stain on his shorts.
rosenblatt by del fardo July 1, 2009

Eric Rosenblatt 

Definitely a white kids name, no black niggas would have this name cuz it's white af!!!!! Eric Rosenblatt is the type if guy that goes home from school, lies down on his bed and thinks about life until he realizes that he walked into the wrong house and isn't wearing pants but no ones gonna judge because he's cool as shit! Eric Rosenblatts are sick at rapping and will chop you up with their knife skills. Don't mess with Eric or else he'll call up his squad and they'll each rap battle you until you die of a first degree burn cuz they spit hot fiyah!
Hello, 911? Please help me my body is on fire from being chopped up by Eric Rosenblatt's rap squad

hey is something burning in the kitchen?

"Naw it's just me, I Just got roasted by Eric Rosenblatt :("

OMG DUDE!!! did you shave ur head off!!!?!

"Naw, When Eric's squad destroyed me in a rap battle, my hair lit on fire and burned to a crisp off my scalp"
Eric Rosenblatt by swwaaaaaaaag January 30, 2015

Rosenrot 

A song from the album Benzin by the german rock band Rammstein. The song is about a boy who does anything for the girl that he loves. In the song he climbs up a mountain to get a rose that this girl wants.
Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben
wenn man klares Wasser will
Rosenrot oh Rosenrot
Tiefe Wasser sind nicht still
Rosenrot by BlaZe-182 February 18, 2008
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