6 definitions by The squash PUMA
Its the act of encrouchment in a bar, nightclub, or watering holl with females half ones age. Some would define it boarder line creapy.
What the fuck is that guy doing on the dance floor to that chick. My goodness hes grinding her. She just turned around started to scream and slapped him good for her.
Fuck that chick got sullified. Ya bro that guys a creep.
Fuck that chick got sullified. Ya bro that guys a creep.
by The squash PUMA October 20, 2016
Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016
Quite simple really.
This is a guy who thinks he knows how to play squash but is actually lost.
He shows up to play with a blue dot ball. This is like showing up to play tennis with a hockey puck.
2 minutes into playing he can't stand up or breath and his face looks like a furnace.
This is a guy who thinks he knows how to play squash but is actually lost.
He shows up to play with a blue dot ball. This is like showing up to play tennis with a hockey puck.
2 minutes into playing he can't stand up or breath and his face looks like a furnace.
Bud really?
What?
Are u warming up with a blue dot ball?
Ya why?
Fuck me I thought you could actually play but obviously you are a ROSENSQUASHER.
What's that?
You'll figure it out in about 2 minutes........ what a fucking farce this guy is...
What?
Are u warming up with a blue dot ball?
Ya why?
Fuck me I thought you could actually play but obviously you are a ROSENSQUASHER.
What's that?
You'll figure it out in about 2 minutes........ what a fucking farce this guy is...
by The squash PUMA October 27, 2016
Any Canadian hockey parent who carries their kids equipment after the age of 8.
A rare condition In the old days but the new generation is quite soft..... like church music.
A rare condition In the old days but the new generation is quite soft..... like church music.
Dude did u see that ROSENSOFT carrying his kids gear to the car last night after the game?
Sure did.... fucking ROSENSOFT is right...... aka fucking embarrassing. Probably bought the kid some cotton candy ice cream too.
Sure did.... fucking ROSENSOFT is right...... aka fucking embarrassing. Probably bought the kid some cotton candy ice cream too.
by The squash PUMA October 20, 2016
A very rare occurrence.
This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him.
The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!
This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him.
The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!
Buddy, did you see that guy outside the bar last night take a slice of pizza off the face and get knocked out at the same time?
Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!!
Thats what u get for chirping.
Fucking chump...
Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!!
Thats what u get for chirping.
Fucking chump...
by The squash PUMA October 20, 2016
This is the sidewalk outside the bar after closing.
Typically very needy woman (*see 2:30 dirty) hang out here because they were denied entry and really want an entry of their own via a purple jofa in their arse. All while chowing on street meat.... obviously
Typically very needy woman (*see 2:30 dirty) hang out here because they were denied entry and really want an entry of their own via a purple jofa in their arse. All while chowing on street meat.... obviously
Yo, I picked up this angel at CLUB CURBSIDE last night!!
Really? How hot was she?
She was like 2 hundo easy.
Fuck buddy that's nothin. I was at CLUB CURBSIDE last week and I snagged a 400 pounder! I'm talking trophy fish!!
Dude ur nasty!
Ate her ass too, will knots and all!
Of course u did, ur a real sick bird!
Well I'm definitely not *ROSENSOFT I can tell u that!
Fuck no..luv that fucking CLUB CURBSIDE!!
Really? How hot was she?
She was like 2 hundo easy.
Fuck buddy that's nothin. I was at CLUB CURBSIDE last week and I snagged a 400 pounder! I'm talking trophy fish!!
Dude ur nasty!
Ate her ass too, will knots and all!
Of course u did, ur a real sick bird!
Well I'm definitely not *ROSENSOFT I can tell u that!
Fuck no..luv that fucking CLUB CURBSIDE!!
by The squash PUMA October 24, 2016