Rootoy 

It's short for "Rubbed One Out Thinking Of You

I sent a text to my smoking hot girl friend that said, "You looked so great walking out the door going to work this morning, that when I was in the shower I just had to rootoy."

Rootoy by Stunt man dad February 18, 2015

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

Rooty tooty point and shooty 

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

Rooty tooty point and shooty by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011

rooty-poot 

A person (usually male) who lacks ability, confidence and/or courage.

That rooty-poot dude can't do anything right!

rooty-poot by Knowledge Doctor April 29, 2008

rooty toot insecure mother fucker 

This is a person, man or woman who walks around like they are the shit. This person is an overblown braggart who believes in themselves like some people believe in God. This person is recognized by exaggerated stateliness; and oh so pretentious in speech and manner.

Here comes Dominic again, "sigh" man that guy is one rooty toot insecure mother fucker!

See that chick with the HotGirl license plate? She really believes in her own importance to the male race. Gross!!!

rooty toot insecure mother fucker by charlesjamesonIV November 13, 2011

Rooty tooty point 'n' shooty 

A different, ney, better word for a gun.

(in a gunpoint robbery)
"he's got a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty!"

Rooty tooty point 'n' shooty by Lydtehsquid October 9, 2018

rootsy 

This occurs when friends get together to enjoy some drinking, smoking, reggae music, and good times.

The other night was rad. You could say it was rootsy.

rootsy by Rob R. December 3, 2006