Roosted
Roosted by Jujifruit22 October 23, 2019
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Roosted
when someone is riding an ohv (dirtbike, quad, etc.) in front of you and flings dirt or rocks at you causing you to crash.
Roosted by Mac Alleyah January 3, 2021
booze rooster
I don't think I'll be able to make it tonight.... I got a rude awakening from the booze rooster this morning and am too tired.
booze rooster by ncut123 June 28, 2013
Rooster call
The transmission of a picture of the male genitalia ("cock" a.k.a "rooster") via cell phone text message during the early hours of the morning.
Rooster call by bangzoom_straighttothemoon April 21, 2009
Rooster Safari
The act of hunting for rooster cocks. Common expedition for the rooster addicted female huntress. Related to hot dog safari and bbc safari. A less exotic adventure then the latter.
Melissa: "I need to go out tonight."
Wendy: "I need to get laid!"
Melissa "Let's go on a Rooster Safari and bag us some big roosters>"
Wendy: "I need to get laid!"
Melissa "Let's go on a Rooster Safari and bag us some big roosters>"
Rooster Safari by SashaLee April 29, 2008
Rooster Fenced
To interfere with someone who is getting familiar with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. Similar to that of a cock block.
Rooster Fenced by oh snapple January 22, 2010
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