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Ron John

The coolest man to ever exist. (He is "good" at math) Also he has commited 49 crimes in total 6 being rapes, 8 kidnappings and 35 murders.
He acts like Ron John.
by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024
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Ron John Brown

When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you
Man i cant beleive that girl i met off tinder Ron John Browned me last night
by Liblabber November 3, 2018
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ron paul john

a one of a kind man, weird and full of exceptional thoughts. He loves being random as much as he loves his random girlfriend, Realyn. His visual captures his prolly's heart cos he looks more handsome than any oppa in kdrama. Last but not the least, his beautiful girlfriend loves him very much. Until the world forgets the matter of time.
Ron Paul John is for Maria Realyn only!
by ronpauljohn August 15, 2021
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Ron Johnson

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.
"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."
by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020
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Ron Johnson

A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.
“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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The Ron Johnson Situation

n. The situation where a guy asks if he can suck your dick...just to see what it's like.
"Hey man, can I suck your dick...just to see what it's like?"
by Balley McSackerson September 4, 2003
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Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant

From the movie 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'. A skeevy loser that hooks up with underage girls because of his job at the mall and ability to drive them to 'the point' in his '78 T-Bird.
"I've known him since high school, and he's still banging 16 year-olds that come into the Radio Shack. He's totally Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant!"
by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009
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