Ron-Johnson 

When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)

"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."

Ron-Johnson by A. Duncan June 13, 2008

Ron Johnson 

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.

"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."

Ron Johnson by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020

Ron Johnson 

A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.

“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”

Ron Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant 

From the movie 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'. A skeevy loser that hooks up with underage girls because of his job at the mall and ability to drive them to 'the point' in his '78 T-Bird.

"I've known him since high school, and he's still banging 16 year-olds that come into the Radio Shack. He's totally Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant!"

Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

The Ron Johnson Situation 

n. The situation where a guy asks if he can suck your dick...just to see what it's like.

"Hey man, can I suck your dick...just to see what it's like?"

The Ron Johnson Situation by Balley McSackerson September 4, 2003