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Romeo & Juliet Syndrome

The mathematical certainty that someone is falling in love with a fantasy construct they manufactured in their own head, rather than the actual person standing in front of them.

A logical fallacy of the term "love at first sight", In which humans are too dishonest to comply and admit they see beauty, and call it love.
I thought I loved her, but my research led me to know it is only a classic Romeo & Juliet Syndrome

Tony Romo Syndrome (TRS)

When a sports professional is affected by the presence or celebrity of a female companion to the point that it affects his preformance and possible outcome of the game.
Iker Casillas was so distracted by girlfriend Sara Carbonero's reporting from right behind his position in goal before the match that it overwhelmed him to the point of allowing the losing goal which is a typical symptom of Tony Romo Syndrome (TRS).

Romero Syndrome 

A rare medical disorder, similar to Tourettes Syndrome, that causes the afflicted to randomly shout verb tenses while conjugating.
The boy suffering from Romero Syndrome did poorly on his verb conjugation quiz.

Leonardo Romero Syndrome 

A serious brain disease discovered in early 2009. It affects the ability of the infected to speak. Examples of the disease are found in the 2010 documentary "When Lions Attack... Your Brain!" This disease is not highly contagious, but there are a few risks to those exposed to the victims of the disease which have yet to be identified.

The symtoms of the disease are excessive talking, shamelessness, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and an obsession with Lady Gaga. These symtoms can lead to ridicule by those who are ignorant of this terrible disease.
Leonardo Romero, is the test case for Leonardo Romero Syndrome, and is therefore the most severe example of the disease, even though there are some literary examples which prove the disease's existence as far back as the 1500's.
Mr. Romero, in several instances expressed a well developed intellect, but the inability to speak without an entire room bursting into roaring laughter and mutual disbelief. The test subject was unaware (at the fairly developed age of 17 years) of what a Mosque or what Ground Zero were. Not only was he poorly informed. He announced his lack of knowledge to about 30 people.

Romo Blank Syndrome 

Applies to those fantasy football teams in the 2011 season that had the foresight to have Tony Romo as their quarterback for the fantasy playoffs due to his ease of schedule but were ultimately veiny cock anal rapped due to his first drive game ending injury in the fantasy championship week 16. Many 2011 fantasy championships and dynasties were ruined due to Tony Romo's gaping vagina and leagues will never be the same because of it. It is has been proved that the Romo Blank Syndrome has had a greater affect on the human race than the Black Plague.
Mommy, daddy hasn't even said a word since he got the Romo Blank Syndrome last winter and now he is talking about leaving his fantasy football league for a fantasy hockey league.......oh and btw, i'm gay!

When Team Grouper Sandwich was diagnosed with the Romo Blank Syndrome, they immediately called both Lorena Bobbit and Tanya Harding and paid them individually $4.2MM each to have a threesome with Team Fishman.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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