Romeo Syndrome

A psychological ability to find love/something to love in every available female regardless of looks, mentality or social standing.

You only just broke up with Mary, over a girl you couldn't help but love, now your in love with a stripper? Dude you got Romeo Syndrome.

Romeo Syndrome by GunFuSamurai September 21, 2010

Tony Romo Syndrome (TRS)

When a sports professional is affected by the presence or celebrity of a female companion to the point that it affects his preformance and possible outcome of the game.

Iker Casillas was so distracted by girlfriend Sara Carbonero's reporting from right behind his position in goal before the match that it overwhelmed him to the point of allowing the losing goal which is a typical symptom of Tony Romo Syndrome (TRS).

Tony Romo Syndrome (TRS) by r morales June 19, 2010

Romero Syndrome 

A rare medical disorder, similar to Tourettes Syndrome, that causes the afflicted to randomly shout verb tenses while conjugating.

The boy suffering from Romero Syndrome did poorly on his verb conjugation quiz.

Romero Syndrome by That kid on the Other Team May 12, 2009

Leonardo Romero Syndrome 

A serious brain disease discovered in early 2009. It affects the ability of the infected to speak. Examples of the disease are found in the 2010 documentary "When Lions Attack... Your Brain!" This disease is not highly contagious, but there are a few risks to those exposed to the victims of the disease which have yet to be identified.

The symtoms of the disease are excessive talking, shamelessness, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and an obsession with Lady Gaga. These symtoms can lead to ridicule by those who are ignorant of this terrible disease.

Leonardo Romero, is the test case for Leonardo Romero Syndrome, and is therefore the most severe example of the disease, even though there are some literary examples which prove the disease's existence as far back as the 1500's.
Mr. Romero, in several instances expressed a well developed intellect, but the inability to speak without an entire room bursting into roaring laughter and mutual disbelief. The test subject was unaware (at the fairly developed age of 17 years) of what a Mosque or what Ground Zero were. Not only was he poorly informed. He announced his lack of knowledge to about 30 people.

Leonardo Romero Syndrome by William Talinsburg December 1, 2010

Romo Blank Syndrome 

Applies to those fantasy football teams in the 2011 season that had the foresight to have Tony Romo as their quarterback for the fantasy playoffs due to his ease of schedule but were ultimately veiny cock anal rapped due to his first drive game ending injury in the fantasy championship week 16. Many 2011 fantasy championships and dynasties were ruined due to Tony Romo's gaping vagina and leagues will never be the same because of it. It is has been proved that the Romo Blank Syndrome has had a greater affect on the human race than the Black Plague.

Mommy, daddy hasn't even said a word since he got the Romo Blank Syndrome last winter and now he is talking about leaving his fantasy football league for a fantasy hockey league.......oh and btw, i'm gay!

When Team Grouper Sandwich was diagnosed with the Romo Blank Syndrome, they immediately called both Lorena Bobbit and Tanya Harding and paid them individually $4.2MM each to have a threesome with Team Fishman.

Romo Blank Syndrome by Groupa Sandy August 12, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004