Romanov 

A Russian Communist Bastard who is a great allie but can be a major troll. Either you hate him or you are glad to have him as a friend. Posts the nastiest shit you've ever seen but you can't help but laugh.

ROMANOV I CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF YOUR TROLL PORN

Romanov by snorpitts August 20, 2011

Romanov send-off 

The Romanov send-off or just RSO, is an unfortunate method of killing someone/thing of Royalty in a rather messy manner which resembles how Russia's Romanov line was ended way back in the summer of 1918.

A true Romanov send-off consists of the "Romanover"; the person/thing comitting the act, and the "Romanov"; someone/thing to be soon recieving the RSO. The "Romanover", to properly commit an RSO, must don a ridiculously large furry hat, whalst shouting in Russian, or some gibberish that sounds Russian. The person/thing comitting the RSO will now begin the RSO by shooting the subject multiple times, running the subject over with a car, pouring acid on the subject, and finishing off by setting what remains of the "Romanov" on fire for a seering flambé finish...

The subject who has recieved a correct RSO could rightfully be referred to as "Romanoved".

Vinny was a being a wet towel at the party... so we gave ol' Vinny a Romanov send-off.

Romanov send-off by Crissan December 8, 2010

Anastasia Romanov 

Whoever wrote that other entry is an ignorant fool. Here who Anastasia really was.

Anastasia Nicolaievna Romanov was the youngest daughter of Nicholas II and Alexandra Romanov of Russia. In her youth, Anastasia was considered the tomboy of all the Grand Duchesses, preferring to climb trees than study her lessons. Anastasia could speak Russian, French, and English fluently.It was she who would spend hours cheering up her younger hemophiliac brother and heir to the Russian throne, Alexei, when he was ill. As the youngest daughter, most everything that could have been done had already done by the eldest three, so Anastasia took to being the infant terrible and carving for herself her special niche as the family clown. Some of the entertaining stories of her life and miraculous escape depicted her as under 10 when the family disappeared. She had just turned 17 when the family was murdered by the Bolsheviks.Anastasia and her sisters did not bear the title of Princess. They were referred to a Grand Duchesses, which is considered higher than the European ''princess.''

Anastasia Romanov is a person.

Anastasia Romanov by AlexandraAnastasia January 8, 2006

Vladimir Romanov

An international man of mystery

ex-captain and owner Russian Subs
Smoke and mirrors are specialist
The Paul Daniels of the Financial world
Avid devotees of Vlad known as Vlad-sheep

Also football jargon for:

- Administration / 10 points deduction

- Being managed remotely by Fax

That poor manager - he's been Vladimir Romanov'd
A just dont get that guy - he's a Vladimir Romanov
If that Club not careful they'll be Vladimir Romanov'd

Vladimir Romanov by Ivan Kerenksky February 13, 2010

Flaming Romanov 

The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.

Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.

Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.

Flaming Romanov by Design_Flaw May 10, 2011

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov

a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.

chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."

mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov by The_Troop January 26, 2011

Anastasia Romanov 

Russian


When a person, male or female, beckons there partner to come closer in order to take a photograph of their genitalia however instead of taking a photograph one procedes to light the genitalia on fire.

God damnit! My boyfriend anastasia romanoved me yesterday and now i have third degree burns.

Anastasia Romanov by junger November 10, 2004