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Facebook's Witness Relocation Program

When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."
Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."

relocation code 

Your "relocation code" is the mysterious 4 numbers affixed by the USPS after the Zip Code of your mailing address. They are to be used for the forcible reconstruction of society into the New World Order according to the plans of the Shadow Government.
The Simpsons poked fun at the four additional digits of ZIP codes when Lisa asks what ZIP+4 codes are for, and is told that they are "citizen relocation codes".
relocation code by happyguy49 August 3, 2009

used-food relocation centre 

The arse.
Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.

Anal relocation 

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.
Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

systematic relocation of the underlings

The process by which Overlords relocate underlings to differet locations in an organized fashion
The slave trade was a systematic relocation of the underlings

Mafia Relocation Program

Taking an undesireable person and forcing them into the trunk of a car then driving them far into the countryside and leaving them naked and beaten on the roadside.
"I cought the asshole that my girlfriend cheated on me with and put him into a Mafia Relocation Program."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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