Rollrage

The irrational frustration, annoyance, or outright hatred one feels when faced with the task of starting a new roll of toilet paper—especially when the previous person left one square or just the empty cardboard tube.

"I walked into the bathroom and saw the empty roll again. Instant rollrage. Who keeps doing this?"

by YourRandaddy August 30, 2025

Rollvage

the crease that forms between two rolls of fat.

She gave me a rolljob with her rollvage!

by sonofabird August 2, 2008

rick rollage

The adjective of being rickrolled

Did you see McCain get Barack Rolled?

Yeah it was rick rollage

by moopookoorookooloo October 29, 2009

rollage

the role of fat that hangs over or out of any type of clothing that is worn too tight.

Did you see that gal in those painted on jeans. She had rollage hanging over the top. Did you see the rollage on her back under the bra she was wearing.

by Veronica Bonelli December 18, 2006

Roll Rage

When someone (Ahem... Jack Daniels) gets excessively pissed off when he/she rolls up the rim on a Tim Horton's coffee, and doesn't win a car (or any other prize)

Jack Daniels: 'FUCK! HOLY SHIT MAN! I WANTED THAT FUCKING CAR! FUCKKKKK...'
Boris: 'Whoa... She's got mad roll rage man'
Chem Prof: 'Uh... get out'

by R. I. April 2, 2008

Rollpager

Plural: rollpagers

Definition:
A content creator on platforms like YouTube, TikTok, or Instagram who prioritizes relentless upload frequency over creativity, originality, or coherence. Known for producing low-effort, algorithm-optimized media in rapid succession, often resembling a cross between a hype machine and a sleep-deprived intern with access to stock footage and royalty-free music.

Etymology:
From “on a roll” + “rampager” + “page”, evoking the image of someone tearing through content creation like a caffeinated hamster in a clickbait wheel.

“Don’t bother watching that video — it’s just another rollpager rehashing Reddit threads with an AI voice and zoom cuts.”

by Daryco Bear June 27, 2025