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Rolling-Pin 

Insert two fingers deep into the anal orifice and insert two fingers of the opposite hand into the vaginal orifice and spin the female back and forth - back and forth like kneading dough across the bed. Use her like a rolling-pin.
Mother of pearl, Joey gave Sally Jane the Rolling-Pin and she loved it. Said it was the best time of her life! She felt like she was making pizza!
Rolling-Pin by Dick Beck December 30, 2009
Words you can keep

ROLLING PIN 

(1) The act whereby a male rolls his fully erect and hard penis on the face, neck, and shoulders of his partner, much like a rolling pin.
(2) A rock hard penis, used as a rolling pin.
"Cheyenne regularly requested that Zapp use his over-sized rolling pin on her face and the nape of her neck, as she found it incredibly erotic."
ROLLING PIN by S. O. Me'one October 22, 2023

Rolling pin 

-When someone snowboarding attempts an urban rail and doesn't make it. The person slides down the rail on his stomach with his arms over one side.
-It’s so hilarious to watch this happen to someone.
"HAHAHa that kid just rolling pinned that down rail!"
Rolling pin by S^0WB0@RD January 26, 2010

rolling pin 

A weapon of mass destruction.
"Man, that Militia got knocked the FUCK OUT with that rolling pin!"
rolling pin by agentorange1991 December 12, 2006

human rolling pin 

The act of deficating, ejaculating and have the female period on the ground and then rolling the female back and forth through the pile of stuff then rubbing it all over herself until she resembles the egyptian flag.
Dude you better clean this place up after you finish human rolling pin-ing your bitch.
human rolling pin by Nipplehorny November 22, 2011

texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.
Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*
texas rolling pin by Stebone69 September 30, 2021

Sudanese Rolling Pin 

A term to describe using a rolling pin kitchen appliance on an erect pens at the moment of climax to effectively squeeze out the semen all at once
I did a Sudanese Rolling Pin yesterday and came all over my tv
Sudanese Rolling Pin by Rionox February 21, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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