Definitions by Nipplehorny

human rolling pin 

The act of deficating, ejaculating and have the female period on the ground and then rolling the female back and forth through the pile of stuff then rubbing it all over herself until she resembles the egyptian flag.

Dude you better clean this place up after you finish human rolling pin-ing your bitch.

human rolling pin by Nipplehorny November 22, 2011