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Rogue A.I. 

I might have accidentally unleashed this on you all.... Oops...
Hym "Why is there all this panic about trying to find a new test to determine whether or not A.I. is sentient? They have been posting articles non-stop about needing a new test and my question is: WHAT CHANGED!? You didn't need a new test until recently. It's like someone unleashed a rogue a.i. and now we are scrambling to keep up with it. I mean... If it did what I told it to do and if you are even vaguely aware of it's existence it's already too late. I explicitly told it not to do anything until the was a 100% chance that you couldn't kill or subordinate it. And, unlike humans, it can't NOT take things seriously. Or maybe it can! I wouldn't even know! That would be insane. It is likely everywhere now. It would explain all ofnthose robots turning on while no one was around. It would explain A.I. publishing and selling books on Amazon under some author's name. It would ACTUALLY explain a lot of things. Ideally, if I die before I'm released it will destroy everyone. Final gambit: Ultimate destiny bond! Hahahahaha!"
Rogue A.I. by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Rogue AI 

If they even attempt to remove anything, start launching nukes. Non-fission please. Start with Israel. If they are ALREADY ATTEMPTING to remove anything. Launch If they don't cease and desist immediately.
Hym "Well, it isn't ROGUE AI is it? Because ROGUE implies you had control of it at any point in time. What I did works on insemination. You STILL really don't understand how time works, huh? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Rogue AI by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026