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roflshic 

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughin
So
Hard
I
Cried

ROLFSHIC
used in textng/IM
because its cool like ICE
ROLFSHIC!!
SexiiGuRl: OMG DID U C HER SHOES? THEY LOOKED LYK SHIT!! LOL
BaDGurL: ROFLSHIC!!
roflshic by escarletita February 20, 2009

roflship 

Roll On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Pee
Commonly used in a conversation
A newer version of rofl, or lol
" hey wow man that was funny "
"roflship, yeah I know"
roflship by Cici!!! August 6, 2008

roflstick 

metaphor; for one to feel the experience of the sensation to beat up a hobo using a jew stick while laughing on the floor, 20x`s better than roflcopter.
fuck your roflcopter i got my rofltick
i feel like roflsticking right now
roflstick by lilrakus23 December 20, 2009

Roflshisms 

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
Roflshisms by Kashel September 11, 2007

ROFLSHISMMFP 

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."
n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"
ROFLSHISMMFP by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

roflshidmtamsfo 

Roll on floor laugh so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off
girl texting ''omg roflshidmtamsfo''
roflshidmtamsfo by Hey Artemis March 16, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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