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MimiSo(7:48:48 AM): let's boycott not-p's!
SusanB(7:48:59 AM): ABSO FREAKIN LUTELP
SusanB (7:59:44 AM): LYLAP
SusanB(7:59:49 AM): love ya like a penis
MimiSo (8:04:12 AM): SHIMMY!
SusanB (8:04:26 AM): PIGMY!
MimiSo (8:04:50 AM): shpimpy
SusanB (8:04:52 AM): GRIMPIMPY
SusanB(8:07:48 AM): roflekoptah
SusanB (8:08:04 AM): roflromper
MimiSo (8:08:05 AM): raw ful kop tur
SusanB(8:08:16 AM): ruffle chips

Pretty much, the definition is ruffle chips
If susan b was susan ba she'd have an osm roflromper homie
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roflcooper 

To roll on the floor laughing at someone who makes barrels
Cooper: j0 n00b im mak1ng barrels
n00b: roflcooper
roflcooper by wildypwnz0r January 16, 2007
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Roflstomper 

Someone who is completely beast at everything in every single way possible, and does it in such a way where people adore him.
Stephen Colbert is indeed, a Roflstomper.
Roflstomper by Mommy St. Opium January 10, 2011

Roflstomper 

A killjoy, someone (esp. a man) who ruins the fun for others by pointing out the inappropriateness of funny comments and situations.
A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette

An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".
Me: Man, why does Juan have to be so politically correct all the time?

You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.

Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.

Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
Roflstomper by Promoter of lols December 17, 2011
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026