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Insane, crazy, and stupid in a way.
“Let’s go steal that person’s bag as a joke.”
“That’s a roffus idea! We’ll get in so much trouble.”
Roffus by xyfly July 1, 2023
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Roftus is a sport created by celebrity footballer Ruben Loftus-Cheek. It is a combination of all sports, and is a sport that involves an unlimited degree of variations when playing. The cultures and experiences of the athletes who play will shape the way the game is played.
Dude 1: Hey man, wanna play some roftus?
Dude 2: Yes sure, which type are we playing?
Roftus by shrimp2 November 19, 2020

roffs attack

when one is laughing so hard that they momenterily lose control over their body
omg dude is that guy having a seizure???
no dude it just looks like a roffs attack
roffs attack by bob3540945723160 January 13, 2010
1. That really awesome guy from Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure
OR
2. a synonim for damn ass cool
1. Roofus is stellar
2. Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure is totally roofus!
Roofus by Boner Bill July 6, 2003
Ruffus is da bomb!
ruffus by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Ruffus The Dog

If someone says you look like Ruffus or Ruffus The Dog, it means you have a big forehead and no jawline. However, even though this is a term used to be offensive, you can get them back by saying Un Poco Loco!

Bahamian slang
Girl 1: "Girl, you look like Ruffus The Dog, don't play with me!"
Girl 2: "If I look like Ruffus The Dog, you must be Un Poco Loco!"
Ruffus The Dog by birkenstock101 February 6, 2020

Beefus roofus 

A thing or person that just stands in place looking very stupid in the doing
That guy is such a beefus Rufus for staring at the box of rocks like that. I bet the box of rocks is smarter than him. Beefus roofus is such a ding dong.
Beefus roofus by Greemlan December 1, 2021
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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