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An ancient word of Slavic/Russian derivation for a tribe of nomads/gypsies in Eastern Europe. "Roff" means to come before and is" means covering or skin. The come before skin is the foreskin. Roffi (plural) is the group or clansmen who traded in foreskin's in what is modern day Ukraine. They also were notorious for the famous "smegama ball". An ancient munition loaded onto catapults and hurled at lemmings trying to rush and drown themselves in the Baltic Sea. They also used the smegma balls as an aphrodesiac and firestarter.
"Roffis, load the traps"

"Look at the Roffi streaming towards the sea"

"Roffis come get the sack from last years Bris!"
Roffis by Art Wall April 9, 2008
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Rofisterie 

One fist goes in the mouth, and the other fist goes in the ass, then you start spinning.
I rofisteried that dog.
Rofisterie by Littledick August 5, 2017
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A Rolfist is a person who attends John Rolfe Middle School in Richmond, Virginia. They are often found online at Geosense and can be easily identified by their obnoxious use of capital letters and use of the word "D3LL". They are hated by everyone who is not a Rolfist. It is scientifically impossible for one to hold an intelligent conversation with a Rolfist.
Rolfist: D3LL UP


Damn Rolfists are running rampant again!
Rolfist by Theoic April 26, 2009

roffs attack

when one is laughing so hard that they momenterily lose control over their body
omg dude is that guy having a seizure???
no dude it just looks like a roffs attack
roffs attack by bob3540945723160 January 13, 2010
Another word for sexual activity
Jimmy and Kim are roffing in the other room.
roffing by Flexsmart April 23, 2015
A pussy ass undead mage. ganks you when you try and do dailies in TB. doesnt even matter if you are with friends because he is a faggot and just keeps sheeping and stunning them until he kills everybody for no fucking reason at all. needs to lay off the the twinkies and get a job.
The biggest bitch in world of warcraft is Rotfist.
Rotfist by BHtastybev August 22, 2011
roofis means pimp, honestly roofis is so cool it blows everyone away
I saw roofis, i druled..
Roofis by emily January 19, 2005
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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