Rocket Can

It's POWERTHIRST!!! It comes in AWESOME flavors like MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!! It also comes in WOMEN!!! With PREPOSTEROUS amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!!!

If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!

Think fast DOUCHE-FAG! POWERTHIRST now comes in DOVES!

If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!

Powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!

BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!

Rocket Can by The Lawn February 6, 2008

canadian bottle rocket

The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.

No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.

canadian bottle rocket by ringoctopus March 9, 2015

Canadian Sperm Rocket 

When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.

When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude

Canadian Sperm Rocket by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010

Canadian Rocket

When using the restroom, it is when a pocket of gas becomes trapped between two pieces of fecal matter, compressing the gas more and more until it ruptures sending the fecies harshly out of the sphinctor. (Derived from Canada, the country of shit, and compressed with "rocket" describing the projectile motion of the fecies.)

Dude, last week when I was sick I totally had a canadian rocket launch outa my tush.

Canadian Rocket by Jasp Ckarrow July 6, 2011

yuh can get Dat Fukin Snotbox Rocked

To Say "yuh can get Dat Fukin Snotbox Rocked" means imma bust yur nose!

Tyshawn: Bitch yuh cant beat me!!

KEvin: Nikka Please Yuh Can Get Dat Fukin SnotBox Rocked

yuh can get Dat Fukin Snotbox Rocked by El Jefe Locko May 8, 2008

Rocketman 

commonly known for getting messages in his inbox for m2m (man to man) action.

PM Rocketman for hawt m2m action!

Rocketman by infernoooo May 18, 2006

rocketman 

Rocketman - verb; noun; Rocketman refers to taking a shit. Previously, a person with a great build up of poop inside the body has caused the person to prairie dog. When the build up becomes to great, one will run to the bathroom to take a poop. The pressure has become to large to hold in the terd and by the time the person pulls down their pants and turns to lay their ass cheeks on the seat, the shit is discharged with great velocity. This discharge is accompanied by a large fart of epic proportions, often thought to be the roar of a lion by surrounding people. The shit is not guaranteed to make it into the toilet. Upon completion of this act one will have fucking awesome feeling of accomplishment!

"I just rocketmanned the biggest shit ever!"
"My rocketman just missed the toilet!"
"I just rocketmanned on my sister!"

rocketman by dukefvr41 April 22, 2009