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Rocketman - verb; noun; Rocketman refers to taking a shit. Previously, a person with a great build up of poop inside the body has caused the person to prairie dog. When the build up becomes to great, one will run to the bathroom to take a poop. The pressure has become to large to hold in the terd and by the time the person pulls down their pants and turns to lay their ass cheeks on the seat, the shit is discharged with great velocity. This discharge is accompanied by a large fart of epic proportions, often thought to be the roar of a lion by surrounding people. The shit is not guaranteed to make it into the toilet. Upon completion of this act one will have fucking awesome feeling of accomplishment!
"I just rocketmanned the biggest shit ever!"
"My rocketman just missed the toilet!"
"I just rocketmanned on my sister!"
by dukefvr41 April 20, 2009
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