Roblox Noob
A Roblox Noob owns every free item in the Catalogue. It usually wears random accessories and has a colourful skin colour. The Roblox Noob cannot talk. If you have a conversation with them, they won't respond. If you insult them, they will not react. The Roblox Noob often wanders around the game trying to figure out what to do, but our recent studies show that a Roblox Noob will never know what to do.
Example #1:
Roblox Player 1: Cover me I'm reloading
Roblox Noob:
*In a situation like this, the Roblox Noob will not follow your instructions. They barely even know you exist.
Example #2:
Roblox Player 1: I saw a Roblox Noob earlier
Roblox Player 2: Really? How could you tell it was a noob?
Roblox Player 1: It got killed 380213948 times and its outfit was made up of a bunch of free items. No kills too! Oh, and btw, his skin colour was red.
*If you happen to come across a Roblox Noob, do not try to speak to it or give it instructions. It's best to leave it alone and continue what you are doing. Seriously! These guys are brain dead!
Example #1:
Roblox Player 1: Cover me I'm reloading
Roblox Noob:
*In a situation like this, the Roblox Noob will not follow your instructions. They barely even know you exist.
Example #2:
Roblox Player 1: I saw a Roblox Noob earlier
Roblox Player 2: Really? How could you tell it was a noob?
Roblox Player 1: It got killed 380213948 times and its outfit was made up of a bunch of free items. No kills too! Oh, and btw, his skin colour was red.
*If you happen to come across a Roblox Noob, do not try to speak to it or give it instructions. It's best to leave it alone and continue what you are doing. Seriously! These guys are brain dead!
Roblox Noob by Furi0sity March 20, 2020
