Robert E. 

An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.

A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.

The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.

e.g.

Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"

Audience "No"

Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"

Robert E. "haha good one me"

Robert E. by injct7retardawannaz December 3, 2013

Robert E. Lee high school

Robert E. Lee is a highschool in springfield VA. With excessive amounts of middle-easterners asians and several other countries you have probably heard of. They have a kick ass- football team that looses because theyre too busy doing drugs or idreis augustus isnt playing. Everyone at Lee is basicly friends and everyone at Lee wants to tranfer out. It is situated around a bunch of Fresh off the boat mexicans so theres alot of spanish to be learned. The schools principal is this gay ass nigga mr.Jeffers who hates it when girls wear yoga pants and makes up a whole mess of bird ass rules.

Guy 1: Hey who you guys play this week?

Guy 2: Robert E. Lee high school

Guy 1: idreis playing?

Guy 2: Naw he graduated..

Guy 3: Damn you won

Robert E. Lee high school by thetruthsayer626 April 10, 2011

Robert E Lee 

One of the greatest general's in all of history. Known for his honorable character, devotion to duty, not to mention his brilliant tactical successes in battle after battle against a stronger foe. He repeatedly won distinction for conduct and bravery during the Mexican-American War.

At the begining of the War Between the States, he was offered commands in both the Union and Confederacy, but choose to be loyal to the South as he was born in Virginia.

"They do not know what they say. If it came to a conflict of arms, the war will last at least four years. Northern politicians will not appreciate the determination and pluck of the South, and Southern politicians do not appreciate the numbers, resources, and patient perseverance of the North. Both sides forget that we are all Americans. I foresee that our country will pass through a terrible ordeal, a necessary expiation, perhaps, for our national sins"- Robert E Lee

*I believe the other poster must be thinking of General Grant who was well known for his drinking.

Robert E Lee by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

Robert E. Lee 

A respected General of the Confederate Army during the Civil War. Was offered the position to be the General of the Union army by Lincoln but declined. He could not betray his family and his state although he was against secession.

Robert E. Lee is one of history's most celebrated generals.

Robert E. Lee by Historynerd December 27, 2008

Robert E. Lee 

Robert E. Lee was a military commander serving the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War (1861-1865). He led the CSA through its most brilliant victories and crushing defeats, most famously when he ordered Pickett's Charge during the Battle of Gettysburg. Despite taking full responsibility for the failure at Gettysburg, Lee remained in command of the Army of North Virginia. Many have said he was a very polite and caring general and was utterly dejected after witnessing the failure of Pickett's Charge. He survived the war, surrendering his army on the last day of the conflict.

Many people say Robert E. Lee was the best general in all the American Civil War.

Robert E. Lee by General Petrovic December 17, 2008

Robert E. Clark Middle School 

A school that has drug dealers, thots, vsco boy/girls, and hoes.

"Hey...Got any weed?"
"I lost my V-card in 6th grade!"
"I'll give you anything for some weed."
"There's no telling what the hell is happing in Robert E. Clark Middle school."

Robert E. Clark Middle School by EmoWolf_1101 November 27, 2019

Robert E. Lee 

One of the most honorable gentleman to ever reside in the south,or the world.

chuck norris cannot even win in a fight with Robert E. Lee

Robert E. Lee by frenchfriedfrenchmen March 1, 2011